Wednesday 18 October 2017

Acoustic device rumours turned up to 11

That mysterious sonic attack on US diplomats in Cuba was definitely real and completely not made up, believers continue to insist.

So how were the attacks carried out? My personal theory is that Operation Earache was a false flag operation, masterminded by Brian Blessed, who was living a double life as Fidel Castro until he faked his own death in 2016, acting on orders from the Freemasons, or possibly the Illuminati, who were in turn contolled by those humanoid reptilians from the Alpha Draconis system who secretly control all the conspiracies on planet Earth. And, to prove it, beyond any reasonable doubt, there's a YouTube video:
You can't argue with evidence like that. Bite me, sonic attack sceptics!

I, for one, welcome our shouty overlord.

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