Noblesse oblige

How I miss the days when our rapacious, out-of-touch elite still had a modicum of class and decorum:

At Mrs. Rivett's inquest I wore a hat because of my rank as a Peeress of the Realm and I wore the same outfit on each of the four days it lasted as it is vulgar to use a tragic and grave matter such as an inquest as an opportunity to display one's wardrobe.

From the web site of Lady Lucan and/or a forthcoming series entitled "Things Melania Trump would be least likely to say."

Although, to be fair, at least Melania's short-fingered vulgarian of a husband hasn't actually killed any of his domestic staff, at least to my knowledge.



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