Celebrity news

Wow, I'm starstruck! I've just discovered that the guy who wrote the title track of Michael Jackson's Thriller album went to my dad's old school. His name's Rod Temperton. I'm just waiting for Heat and OK magazines to beat a path to my door and start a bidding war for my celebrity memoirs. His other songwriting credits include Boogie Nights and Yah Mo Be There - I don't think they'll sound quite the same now I know they were written by a bloke from Cleethorpes. Funny old world, isn't it?